I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Houston, we have a blender
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
