I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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