i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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