um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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