Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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