okay pat passed out under dana's car
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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