Don't you send me to vm
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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