apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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