Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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