Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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