Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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