ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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