I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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