I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He has the fingertips of a God
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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