I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
The beer is more important than you right now.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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