So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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