why didn't you poke me back
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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