my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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