So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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