East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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