Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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