Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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