Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
