If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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