It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I've blown a few things in my day
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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