how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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