I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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