this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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