i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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