Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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