O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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