Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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