My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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