My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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