i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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