I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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