my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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