People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just gift wrapped bread.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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