Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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