she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
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