He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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