Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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