I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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