Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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