I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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