I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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