what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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