I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
50% drunk capacity currently
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
