Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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