Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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