I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
a search helicopter?!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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