Dual....:-)
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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