I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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