He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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