ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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