Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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